pussy Aurelius and catamite Furius…
…you think less of me as a man?
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you” —
Way to bookend, Catullus. Forget John 3:16, my sign says “Catullus 16:1.”
How do I stem the constant flow of fear and regret that haunts the waking nightmare that passes for my life? Is there like…a webapp?
Tortured by the Dark Apparitions that Personify My Failures,
Sieze the day after tomorrow.
The Green Movement? Ugh! What have you been eating?
I had a pretty bad fungal infection once. I hated it at first, but it started growing on me.
I bet orphans get all sorts of sympathy poon. Cheer up orphans, it gets better.