I’m so cool, I’ve contracted hip-atitus C. To answer your questions, the C stands for “cool, and I caught it from the Fonz.
This is the final nail in the camel’s back
When I’m asked if I’d like to make a donation to United Way, my response is “No thanks” 100% of the time. When I’m asked if I’d like to purchase a plastic cup of mini brownies for a dollar, it’s a 50/50 decision. United Way, attach brownies to your brand.
You should have seen her before the nose job. You’ve seen smaller beaks on 17th century plague doctors. Heyo! #17thcenturyburn
“Take chances! Make mistakes! Break shit!” -Ms. Frizzle
You can’t take it with you, but you can burn it all just before you leave.
GIRLS ARE PRETTY: Dance Lessons Day! →
girlsareprettyforever: Today at your first dance class you’re going to be asked why you’re taking lessons. The others will say they’re learning for their wedding, or to meet single men, or to be more confident at parties. When it comes to you, tell the truth. “I want to dance on my father’s grave,” tell them. Explain…
Old and busted = shouting your love for someone atop a mountain. New and improved = same thing, but in a starbucks.
I love it when I cook something without consulting a recipe AND it doesn’t give me stomach pain later. So yes, I guess I am a “foodie.”
Because no one follows me, I’ll admit that I have teared up at the end of an episode of Modern Family more than a few times.
Can’t wait for Iron Man 3. I hope he fights another Iron Man.