Poor Disney princesses. Always getting “reimagined.” “I want people to like me the way I am!” says Belle.
I used to get dressed up to keep myself motivated when I worked from home. Then I would sit on my couch and play video games for 8 hours in a suit and tie.
Every article online about dealing with depression seems to insist you cut out alcohol and unhealthy foods. So…I guess I’m resigned to keep feeling like shit.
Your resume is very impressive, Mr. Nowell. Unfortunately, we believe you to be overqualified to represent the LBC.